The Potty Dance!

The potty dance can strike at anytime. Be forwarned, it often gives you no idea it is coming on. Sometimes I am perfectly fine one moment, and the next I have to pee so bad I want to scream. If going to the bathroom is strictly out of the question right then (example, you have a library full of fourth graders) the potty dance often helps alleviate the pain and pressure. It has a plus side of making you look absolutely ridiculous too! To properly do the potty dance, you must squeeze your thighs and knees together, keep your feet at least 12 inches apart, and shake your hips from side to side, occasionally doing little hops. As a variation, you can cross and uncross your legs, or squeeze and release your butt muscles (especially if you happen to be sitting, like in a car) Keep this up until you absolutely can't hold it any more, than waddle as quickly as possible to the nearest restroom, trying not to knock anyone over in the process. Enjoy!